if i die resurrect me with this video


He comes to cuddle every single morning.




Lion King.

 i don’t know what i expected

that wasn’t what i expected

You do not need pasta. —Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)


to all the carnists who say going vegan is “too expensive:” i just got back from scavenging the dumpsters behind whole foods and found

  • one ripped dishwashing glove (repaired with duct tape)
  • two used duracell batteries
  • the key to a volvo
  • a losing lottery ticket from last night’s mega millions drawing
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.

(Source: fanservicealiens)



Cats stuck in things

Reason #185926 why I’m a cat person

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)


please watch this vine


guys I photoshopped power rangers behind elrond and can’t stop laughing