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huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

appropriately-inappropriate:

kinasin:

Harley Quinn #7

Seriously, so gay.

And such a better match than the Joker I stg.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

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I need it.

(Source: pyramidslayer)

fuck-kirk:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

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Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??

lumos5001:

excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.

HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

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male lions rights activist

m’lion

reasons why no one ever asked hawke “WHERE IS YOUR MAKER NOW”

spicyshimmy:

  • "oh, you just missed him. he’s out shopping, since we were in desperate need of cheese for some delicious sandwiches."
  • "just between you and me, he’s been in the bathroom for ages. if he clogs the toilet again i’m going to be so cross.” 
  • "he’s right behind you. hah! made you look."
  • *solemn chest pat* “inside all of us.”
  • "where is your maker now?”
  • "stop repeating everything i just said."
  • "i’m serious, stop it."